) Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ?ġ00+ Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in Englishģ1. ) Dear Mario….I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.ģ0. ) Xcuse me.I found something under my shoes.ohh its your Attitude.Ģ9. ) Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’Ģ8. ) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”Ģ7. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.Ģ6. ) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.Ģ5.

) You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…Ģ2. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. ) I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart…. every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.Ģ1. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….Ģ0. ) Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!ġ9. ) Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.ġ8. ) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. ) I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.ġ6. ) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.ġ3. ) I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa.ġ2. ) I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition ?ĩ. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. ) When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

) This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.ħ. ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :pĦ. ) Your whatsapp status say’s online ….If your online then why aren’t you texting meĤ. ) Yeah youu ,the one reading my status.Get Lost.

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